Friday, December 26, 2008

Meri nayee padosan

I have new neighbours. More, that's their surname. Its a Maharashtrian family.

Just to clarify. They're not 'More' from the Dil Maange More pronunciation. They're more like Moray. Yes, Moray.

I'm super excited, about them though! Not because they're Maharashtrian. Duh!

They have a young lady in the family. :)

She's about my age, I suppose. But she's got more useful muscles in her head, it seems, since she appears to be all mature and that and all that.

She has this 'seen this, been there, done that' expression on her face. You know what I'm talking about.

Our balconies face each other. And I've seen her over the last few mornings, standing there and doing nothing. She's careful about coming into the balcony though. I think she's seen that movie Hollow Man, where this guy suddenly becomes hollow and all, and starts scaring pretty women in front of their mirror.

As I said, she looks, 'seen this, been there, done that'.

Yesterday morning, when I went to my terrace to do my usual Yoga routine, I suddenly got extremely conscious of my naked torso. What if she's poking her eyes out of some window and observing my movements?

So I became stiff and all, while doing Yoga. My biceps puffed up in pride, I did 35 push-ups as against the usual 30, and I groaned and moaned like Monica Seles did everytime she served.

Soon after, I think, I heard someone scream from the neighbouring flat. "Piyaaaa, aavar!" (Piya, hurry up!)

So Piya is her name. Nice!! :) Piya More.

Or More Piya. (Muhahaha!)

Moray piya. Lol.. I liked this.


Today morning, I pumped the volume on our CD player, while doing Yoga.

A major feat was also achieved. I crossed 35 push-ups. And the song that played on the CD was from Devdas.

"More Piyaaa... jalta hai dekho meraa jiyaaa..."

Lol. :)

Which other songs can I play for her? Any suggestions? ;)


Tamanna said...

Shit! You desperately need a girl! :O

Optimist said...

Try Piya tu ab to aajaa.... lol

pia said...

Kya baat hai.... Another Pia... or Piya.. or perhaps... Peeya...LOL..waise for your info... there are currently about 76 Pia Hitss... get in touch with Alok Parande ASAP.. he'l help you out.... :P

The Shmoo said...

"Piya re, piya re, tare bina lage nahi, maara jeeya re..."

Looking forward to "More" updates.

The Worm said...

mere piya gaye rangoon, wahan se kiya hai telephoon...

Rahul Jadhav said...

lol...i hope Priya reads it :D

Sam said...

wow man, a good writeup, pretty funny too :)

my first visit here :)

Mr Infosys (From Mumbai barcamp :))

Mohit Sureka said...

haha... good write up man... making me excite too !!! :D

waiting for 'more'....

PS : i wish i had guts to blOg this way to, but bloody my family follows my blOgs :D !!!

mansitrivedi said...

Hahahahaha! You are super funny!!!

Anonymous said...

hmmm u can always sing ...
1) More Piya ad darta hai mera jiya (devdas)
2) Piya tu ab to aaah jaaaa

Guess the second one takes the cake aftr all..



hollow man used to rape women ...
but i guess, if ur creative enuf to think bout songs for her , ur not that pervy.....

piya mere piya......

moray piya !!